by staff | Sep 28, 2023 | Bad Joke of the Week
Four women were chatting while playing Mah-Jongg. Each took a turn bragging about her children. When three of them had finished, Mrs. Hurowitz began. “Ladies,” she said, “you don’t know what it means to have a good son. My boy lives in a penthouse and he built three...
by staff | Sep 21, 2023 | Bad Joke of the Week
Mordechai and his wife Ruth go to Peeler’s Kosher Restaurant and order steak and chips. They are served with fantastically tasty, giant sirloin steaks, which they think are the best they’ve had for years. They are so excited about their meal that they tell their...
by staff | Sep 14, 2023 | Bad Joke of the Week
Leah phones her husband at work, “Issy, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, Darling, this is not a good time — I’m about to go into a board meeting.” “But this won’t take long,” Leah says. “I just want to tell you some good news and some bad news.” “I really haven’t...
by staff | Sep 7, 2023 | Bad Joke of the Week
Hetty, a little old lady, gets onto a crowded bus in Brooklyn Heights in the middle of a heat-wave and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her hand to her chest, Hetty says to the girl, “If you knew what I have, you would give me your seat.” The girl gets...
by staff | Aug 31, 2023 | Bad Joke of the Week
Issy is sitting in shul one shabbes morning when he falls asleep and starts to snore. The shammes quickly comes over to him, taps him softly on his shoulder and says, “Please stop your snoring, Issy, you’re disturbing the others in the shul.” “Now look here,” says...
by staff | Aug 17, 2023 | Bad Joke of the Week
Rachel is walking down the street and meets her friend Naomi. Rachel is very surprised to see that Naomi is walking a dog. “So what’s with the dog, Naomi?” asks Rachel. “I’ve never seen you with a dog before. Is it new?” “Yes it is,” replies Naomi. “I got this dog for...
