Isaac was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Rifka died. At the cemetery, Isaac’s friends and family were appalled to see that the headstone read: “Here lies Rifka, wife of Isaac Levy, MCIM, Post Graduate Diploma in Marketing and Marketing Director of Quality Marketing Services Ltd.”
Isaac was standing in front of Rifka’s grave, reading the headstone when he suddenly burst into tears. His brother said to him, “I’m not at all surprised that you find this distasteful. It’s right that you should cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this on our Rifka’s headstone.
Through his tears, Isaac sobbed, “You don’t understand. They left out the phone number.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff
