Maurice is seventy years old and makes an appointment to see his doctor. His doctor asks him a few questions.
“Mr. Levy, what about urination? Do you have any problems?”
Maurice replies, “No, Doctor, it’s very regular, every morning at precisely 7 a.m.”
“And what about your bowel movements?”
Maurice replies, “They’re fine also, Doctor, every morning at precisely 8 a.m.”
The doctor asks, “So then why did you come to see me, Mr. Levy?”
Maurice replies, “Oy, doctor, I don’t wake up before 10 a.m.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff