By Makhasheyfe Paskudnik II
Contributing astrology writer
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Being that you’re the first sign of the zodiac, you’re probably feeling a little arrogant about that. Maybe not as arrogant as Jonah, but still!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You have a real passion for beauty, don’t you? Is it about time to visit the art museum again? Get inspired, make some lovely arts and crafts for Purim.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Your quick mind is aching for another word game or a good game of trivia. Quick, when does Purim begin this year?!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Empathy is your strong suit. You have such a great understanding of others that you really might become the character you dress up as for Purim this year!
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Seeing as how you’re the dramatic type, you might have the best Purim look this year, or you might take a Purim prank a little too seriously!
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You’re smart and sophisticated, it’s true, but will your Hamantaschen come out perfect this year! We’re holding our breath.
Libra (September 23 – October 23)
You’re even-keel — maybe too relaxed for your own good. How about you let your hair down like Samson this Purim and throw a party! Ideally, a big one that brings the whole house down.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 21)
Passionate, yet enigmatic, there’s a good chance you’ll put the best Mishloach Manot together this holiday. Whoever you’re sending your Mishloach Manot is in for a real treat. They won’t know hit them!
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You’re playful and fun to be around, so odds are you’ll put on the best Purim parody of anyone you know in 2026. Or, who knows, you might just have a good laugh at your own expense. Either way, you’ll be a great hang.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You’re a visionary, it’s true. You can even make the distinction between “Blessed is Mordecai” (Baruch Mordechai) and “Cursed is Haman” (Arur Haman) no matter how festive the holiday gets for you.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You’re such an eccentric character, you might not even need to dress up for Purim this year. Why waste the money?!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You’re a dreamer like Joseph, and that sometimes inspires jealousy in others. Case in point, everybody knows you’ve been dreaming up your Purim play since the one you put on last year, and they’re envious of your creative spirit!
