One day G-d was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. When the angel returned, he told G-d that it was indeed bad on Earth. He reported that nighty-five percent was bad and five percent was good.
G-d thought a moment and decided He had better send down a female angel to get both points of view. When the female angel returned she confirmed that Earth was in decline, eighty-five percent was bad and five percent was good.
G-d thought about what He could do about the situation and decided to email the five percent that were good with a little pep-talk, some praise and something to encourage them, something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the email said?
No?
So, you didn’t get one either.
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff