Four young novice nuns were about to take their vows. Dressed in their white gowns, they came into the chapel where the Mother Superior was waiting to perform the ceremony to marry them to Jesus. Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Chassidic Jews with skullcaps, long side-locks and long beards, carrying Jewish prayer books, came in and sat in the front row.
The Mother Superior said to them, “I am honored that you would want to share this experience with us, but do you mind if I ask you why you came?”
One of the four Jews replied, “We’re from the groom’s side.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff