Lionel tells his friend Sidney that he’s at last looking for a wife.
“So what kind of wife are you looking for?” asks Sidney.
“Well,” replies Lionel, “she needs to be ultra beautiful, she needs to be very kind to me, and she needs to have lots of money.”
“But you can’t marry three women at the same time,” says Sidney.
From Oy Vey: More! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes Part 2, by David Minkoff