Joke of the week

Little Esther is talking to her friend Rebecca. ‘Have you moved into your new house, Rebecca?’

‘Yes,’ replies Rebecca, ‘we moved in last Sunday.’

‘Do you like it?’

‘Oh yes, it’s a much bigger house than the one we had before. We all now have our own bedrooms. All except my poor mum — she’s still in with Dad.’

From Oy Vey: More! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes Part 2, by David Minkoff