Hannah comes home from her afternoon out with her boyfriend Arnold looking very unhappy. “What’s the matter, Hannah?” asks her mother.
“Arnold has asked me to marry him,” she replies.
“Mazel tov! But why are you looking so sad?” her mother asks.
“Because he also told me that he was an atheist. Oh, mom, he doesn’t even believe in Hell.”
Her mother then says, “That’s all right, Hannah, it really isn’t a problem. I suggest you marry him and between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff
