Bad Joke of the Week – Page 3 – The American Israelite Newspaper

Bad Joke of the Week: A Nice Stone

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a

A woman visited her rabbi and told him, “Rabbi, I have a problem. I have

Sidney and Abe, both in their seventies, met on Cornelia Street one Sunday morning. Straight

Avrahom was reading an article out loud to his wife. “Did you know that women

Rivkah is trying hard to get the tomato ketchup to come out of the bottle.

Moshe is always telling jokes and thinks he could make a great stand-up comedian. So

Shlomo and Sidney are walking home late one night when they see a crowd of

Sadie had passed away and her funeral services are being held at Greenlawn cemetery. Morris,

Jeremy and Nathan meet in the post office. Nathan says, “Did you hear what happened

Hannah goes to visit her dentist. When Moshe finishes examining her teeth, he says “I’m