Bad Joke of the Week – Page 2 – The American Israelite Newspaper

Bad joke of the week: Eye test

David leaves London to make aliyah to Israel. As soon as he settles down in

Rifka is out shopping in the West End of London one very hot and humid

Many years ago, when Moshe was a young boy, he found a mezuzah on the

Harry and his neighbor Joe often borrowed things from each other. One day, Harry asked

Hetty was talking to her friend Sadie. “My son Moshe,” said Hetty proudly, “has master’s

A Boca Raton synagogue wanted to help their congregation cope better with the stresses of

Isaac was sitting at a table in his favorite restaurant when he called over his

Sidney, a Jewish scientist, wanted to know where the sun went after it set. He

Moshe goes to see his rabbi. “Rabbi, last week I missed saying grace after meals.”

Abe goes to his local bookshop and asks the saleswoman, “Excuse me, but where is