Did you see the recent story in the Jewish Chronicle about the theft of egg-enriched dough from a New Jersey warehouse? Unfortunately, the theft happened just before Shabbes and it forced many local bakeries to bake their challahs with plain, white flour. A leading rabbi was quoted as saying, “I’m appalled by the rise in white-challah crimes.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff