Miriam meets her friend Leah out shopping and says, “So what’s wrong with your hair, Leah? It looks just like a wig.”
“You know something, Miriam,” replies Leah. “It is a wig.”
“Well, what do you know?” says Miriam. “You would never notice it.”
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One afternoon, young Benjy’s class is taken on a school trip to visit their local police station. When they arrive, Benjy sees a photo of a man pinned on a notice board. ‘Why have you put this man’s photo on the board?’ Benjy asks one of the policemen.
“Because he’s a criminal and we’re trying to find him,” replies the policeman.
“So, why didn’t you grab hold of him when you took his picture?” asks Benjy.
From Oy Vey: More! The Ultimate Book Of Jewish Jokes Part 2, by David Minkoff