A rabbi and a minster were playing a game of golf. They decided to play for $5 a hole.
On the third hole, the minister hit his ball into the rough.
“Help me find my ball,” the minster said to the rabbi. “You look over there.”
After several minutes, neither had any luck, and, anxious to win, the minster pulled out another ball and dropped it on the ground. “I’ve found my ball!” he announced.
The rabbi looked at him, “After all the years we’ve been friends, you’d cheat me at golf for a measly five bucks?”
“Cheat? I found my ball right here!”
“And a liar, too!” the rabbi said with amazement. “I’ll have you know I’ve been standing on your ball since we got here.”
From Alan King’s Great Jewish Joke Book, by Alan King