Issy and Hetty, a young orthodox married couple, were expecting their first baby. Unfortunately, Hetty’s water broke on Shabbes and they had no choice but to call for a taxi to take them to the hospital’s maternity ward. Because Issy wanted to try and minimize the Shabbes violation, he told the controller that he must send them only a non-Jewish driver. The taxi quickly arrived, but when Issy and Hetty were getting in, they overheard the controller on the two-way radio ask the driver, “Have you picked up the anti-Semites yet?”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff