Bad Joke of the Week: Stand-up Comedian

Moshe is always telling jokes and thinks he could make a great stand-up comedian. So when one of his friends suggests he do a try-out, Moshe volunteers to entertain patients in one of the wards at a nearby hospital. 

Moshe starts by telling the patients some jokes and finishes by singing some funny songs. Just before he leaves, he says to the patients, “I hope you all get better.” 

One elderly man replies, “I hope you get better, too.” 

From Oy Vey: More! The Ultimate Book Of Jewish Jokes Part 2, by David Minkoff