As we have all done at some time, Moshe locks himself out of his car on a hot summer day. But he manages to find a wire coat hanger in a nearby dustbin and goes back to his car to try to open the lock. As soon as he shoves the wire through the slightly open window, his wife Sadie starts telling him what to do.
“Moshe, move it more to the right — now more to the left — Higher! Lower!”
Finally, Sadie says, “What’s taking you so long, Moshe?”
Moshe replies, “Sadie, it’s easy for you to say that, sitting inside an air conditioned car!”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff