Moshe and Abe were partners in a very successful clothing factory. It had been in operation for many years and there wasn’t much they didn’t know about the shmatta business. One day, Moshe decided to take a trip to Rome. As Abe had many Catholic friends, he surprised Moshe by getting him an audience with none other than the Pope.
On Moshe’s first day back at work after his Rome trip, Abe asked him, “So, Moshe, what kind of man is the Pope?”
Moshe replied, “I would say he’s a 44 regular.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff