Rachel and Esther meet for the first time in fifty years since high school.
Rachel begins to tell Esther about her children. “My son is a doctor and he’s got four kids. My daughter is married to a lawyer and they have three great kids. So tell me Esther, how about your kids?”
Esther replies, “Unfortunately, Morty and I don’t have any children and so we have no grandchildren either.”
Rachel says, “No children? And no grandkids? So tell me, Esther, what do you do for aggravation?”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff