Moshe is talking to one of his friends. “My wife Bettie will never have to work. All she needs to do is cook, clean, scrub, wash, iron and sew.”
His friend says, “That’s nice to hear, I am sure she appreciates you.”
“Well, I am not so sure,” replies Moshe. “Bettie thinks I’m too nosey. Well, that’s what she wrote in her diary, anyway.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff