As Morris nears his 60th birthday, he decides to prepare his will and goes to see Patrick, his solicitor. They spend a couple of hours putting together the details. Just before Morris leaves, he says to Patrick, ‘I have two final requests to make. Firstly, I want to be cremated and secondly, I want my ashes scattered over the biggest department store in town.’
‘Why?’ asks Patrick.
‘Because then I’ll be sure my wife will visit me twice a week,’ replies Morris.
From Oy Vey: More! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes Part 2, by David Minkoff
