Issy is sitting in shul one shabbes morning when he falls asleep and starts to snore. The shammes quickly comes over to him, taps him softly on his shoulder and says, “Please stop your snoring, Issy, you’re disturbing the others in the shul.”
“Now look here,” says Issy, “I always pay by shul subscription in full so I feel I have a right to do whatever I want.”
“Yes, I agree,” replies the shammes, “but your snoring is keeping everybody else awake.”
From Oy Vey: More! The Ultimate Book Of Jewish Jokes Part 2, by David Minkoff