Isaac is one of the world’s great hypochondriacs. One day he goes to see Dr. Myers and says, with a worried look on his face, “Doctor, you must help me.”
“How can I do that, Isaac?” asks Dr. Myers calmly.
“Do you remember those voices in my head I’ve been complaining about?” says Isaac.
“Yes, of course,” replies Dr. Myers.
“Well,” says Isaac, “they’ve suddenly gone away.”
“So what’s the problem, then?” asks Dr. Myers.
“I think I’m going deaf,” replies Isaac.
From Oy Vey: More! The Ultimate Book Of Jewish Jokes Part 2, by David Minkoff