Unfortunately, there has been a terrible accident at the nuclear energy plant and three leading nuclear physicists are very badly contaminated. After a specialist has seen them, he declares that they are all dying and none is likely to survive the night. Each is quickly asked for their dying wish.
“What would you like, Pierre?”
Pierre replies, “I would like to meet the President and be awarded the Legion of Honor for my contributions to new energy sources.”
“What would you like, John?”
John replies, “I would like to meet the Queen and be knighted for my services to cheap UK energy.”
“And what would you like, Moshe?”
Moshe replies, “I would like a second opinion.”
From Oy Vey: More! The Ultimate Book Of Jewish Jokes Part 2, by David Minkoff