Cyril had just retired and was having a discussion with his wife Ethel on what the future might hold for them. “What will you do if I die before you?” Cyril asks.
After some thought, Ethel replies, “Oh, I’ll probably look to share a house with three other single or widowed women. As I’m still quite active, the other three could be a little younger than me.”
Then Ethel asks Cyril, “What will you do if I die first?”
Cyril replies, “Probably the same thing.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff