A man walks into Moshe’s shoe store and tries out a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks Moshe.
“Well the left one feels a bit tight,” replies the man.
Moshe looks down at the shoe on the man’s left foot and says, “Try it again, this time with the tongue out.”
“Well, theyth thtill feelth a bith tighth.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff