Recovering from major heart surgery, Moshe awoke to find the curtains in his private room drawn.
When his surgeon arrived, he immediately saw the perplexed look on Moshe’s face. So he said, “Please don’t be alarmed, Moshe. There’s a large fire in the garden right outside your window and we didn’t want you to wake up and think the surgery was a failure.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff