Shlomo and Moshe are out hunting in the woods of New Jersey when Moshe suddenly collapses. Shlomo rushes over to him but he doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are all glazed. Shlomo is in a panic. He takes out his phone, calls 911 and shouts, “Help, please help me. My friend Moshe is dead! What on earth should I do?”The operator tells Shlomo, “Sir, please calm down. I can help you. First of all, let’s make sure he’s really dead.”After a short silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Shlomo gets back on the phone, “OK, now what?
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff