A proud young mother sees off her son to school on the first day. “Be a good boy, my bubbeleh! Be careful and think of mummy, sweetest!
Come right home on the bus, honey! Mummy loves you very much, baby.” At the end of the day, she’s waiting for the bus and sweeps him into her arms.
“And what did my love learn on his first day at school?”
“I learned that my name is David.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff