Bad Joke of the Week: Change

Mogadishu Yogi is visiting New York. During one of his walks, in full costume and beard, he passes a small snack bar called Benjy’s Hot Dogs and as he wants to try everything, he goes into the shop and says, “Make me a hot dog with everything.”

Benjy goes to work and soon puts together a loaded hot dog. He hands it to the spiritual master who pays him with a $10 note, which Benjy quickly puts into his pocket.

“So,” asks Mogadishu Yogi, “where’s my change?”

Benjy replies, “Change must come from within.”

From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff