On his wedding day, Shlomo’s father-in-law Louis came up to him and said, “I’m a wealthy man, as you know, and for your wedding present I’ve decided to make you a partner in my business. All I need to know from you now is what department you would like to start work in. What about Accounts?”
“Me, in Accounts?” said Shlomo, “why I can’t even add two figures together. “
“All right then, what about IT?”
“What do I know about IT?” said Shlomo, “for years I thought PC stood for politically correct.”
Louis was confused. “OK, what about joining the sales team?”
“Look dad, I have a much better idea. How about you buying me out?”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff