Moshe goes up to a beautiful woman he sees in the supermarket and says to her, “I’ve lost my wife in here and I would be very happy if you could find some time to talk to me for a few minutes.”
She asks, “Why on earth do you want me to do that?”
Moshe replies, “Because every time I talk to a gorgeous woman, my wife always appears out of nowhere.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff
