A man stormed into Moshe’s Bakery and confronted Moshe.
“Do you know what happened to me?” He demanded. “I found a fly in the raisin bread I bought from you yesterday.”
Moshe gave a palms-up shrug and replied, “Nu, so you’ll bring me the fly and I’ll give you a raisin.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff
