Compiled by Shimmel Flecker
Assistant Editor
Vashti
Just got out of an emotionally abusive relationship. Sick of narcissistic men. Looking for a stable man — preferably not of noble birth — who doesn’t mind a strong woman!
I’m something of a feminist. I hate arrogance, gawking, and old boys clubs.
Favorite Hobby: Fighting the patriarchy!
Esther
I’m a simple, down-to-earth girl. I grew up without parents, so I long for a huge family. I want 12, maybe 13 kids at least.
I won a few beauty pageants when I was younger and was voted most loyal in Hebrew Day school.
Favorite Movie: Cinderella
Mordechai
A retired man seeking a companion. I never had children but love ‘em: I raised my niece and volunteer at my Shul’s Sunday school. I own several corgis and love to garden.
Favorite Book: The Count of Monte Cristo
Miriam
An aspiring singer-songwriter who is always davening and always at Shul. Can be opinionated—just ask my brothers!
I love dry walks near the sea
Favorite Charity: National Eczema Society
Samson
Day trader and gym bro. I don’t take disrespect from anyone, and I wake up each morning ready to crush the competition.
Looking for a good time — nothing serious! Let’s have fun!
(Check out my hair…)
Favorite Quote: “Either you’re with me or against me.”
Boaz
A workaholic farmer who just never settled down. You can find me at the local food bank or humane society giving back to the community.
Looking for a younger woman who wants children. Hopefully she is Jewish but willing to change for the right woman— don’t tell my mother!
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Red wine. (I’m classy, what can I say?)
Ezekiel
A little bit eccentric. I love making model cities and baking sourdough. I despise inauthenticity.
I’m a tortured artist type. A few of my art installations—“Shaved Head” (Ezek 5) and “Packed Bags” (Ezek 12)—have been featured at the local museum.
Favorite Beatnik: Allen Ginsberg
Cain
Living a nomadic lifestyle: I backpacked through the middle east for a few years and have lived in my van for the past 6 months.
I tried sustainable farming for a bit but am looking into a career change.
I’m estranged from my family—its complicated. Looking to start a family of my own.
Favorite Song: “Runnin’ With the Devil” by Van Halen