Maurice and Sadie are out eating in the “Bubbeh-Myseh” restaurant. While Maurice is eating his grilled steak and chips, the waiter comes over to him and asks, “Is everything OK, sir?”
“Well,” replies Maurice, “I asked for my steak to be rare and it was well done.”
“Thank you, sir,” says the waiter. “We always aim to please.”
From Oy Vey: More! The Ultimate Book Of Jewish Jokes Part 2, by David Minkoff