A woman visited her rabbi and told him, “Rabbi, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the rabbi inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’”
“That’s terrible!” the rabbi exclaimed.
Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read Hebrew. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.
“Thank you so much, rabbi!” the woman replied.
The next day the woman brought her female parrots to the rabbi’s house. His two male parrots are wearing tiny yarmulkes and praying in their cage. The lady put her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots said “Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put away the siddurs! Our prayers have been answered!”
From Alan King’s Great Jewish Joke Book, by Alan King