Hannah goes to visit her dentist. When Moshe finishes examining her teeth, he says “I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you need root canal treatment to one of your molars.”
Hannah cries, “Oy vay iz meer! I’d rather have a baby!”
Moshe replies, ‘Well, let me know what you decide — I’ll have to adjust the chair either way.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff