Issy is walking down the street with his friend, Jacob, when he suddenly says, “Did you know, Jacob, that I’m a walking economy.”
Jacob answers, “What do you mean by that?”
“Well it’s like this, Jacob,” says Issy. “My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression.”
From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff