A matchmaker cornered a yeshiva student and told him, “Do I have a girl for you!”
“Not interested,” replied the student.
“But she’s beautiful!” exclaimed the matchmaker.
“Yeah?” says the student.
“Yes. And she’s very rich too,”
“Really?”
“And she has great ancestry. From a very fine family.”
“Sounds great,” the student admitted. “But why would a girl like that want to marry me? She’d have to be crazy.”
The matchmaker said, “Well, you can’t have everything!”
From Alan King’s Great Jewish Joke Book, by Alan King
