Michael and Hetty, an elderly couple, are on vacation in Vermont when they decide to take a drive into the countryside. Hetty is driving when she gets stopped by the traffic policeman. The officer comes up to the car and says to her, “Madam, did you know you were speeding?”

Hetty turns to Michael and asks him, “What did he say?”

Michael yells back at her, “He says you were speeding.”

The policeman then says to Hetty, “May I see your driving license?”

Michael yells back at her, “He wants to see your driving license.”

So Hetty gives the officer her license.

The policeman looks at the license and then says, “Ah. I see you are both from Asbury Park, New Jersey. I spent some time there many years ago and I’ll always remember the time I went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I have ever seen in my life.”

Hetty turns to Michael and asks him, “What did he say?”

Michael yells back at her, “He says he thinks he knows you.”

From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff