The Wise Rabbi

Sadie has a problem, so she goes to see the very wise Rabbi Levy. She asks him, “Two members of our shul, Bernard Himmelfarb and Jacob Gold, are both in love with me, Rabbi. Who will be the lucky one?”

Rabbi Levy replies, “Jacob will marry you, Sadie, but Bernard will be the lucky one.”

From Oy Vey: More! The Ultimate Book Of Jewish Jokes Part 2, by David Minkoff