A rabbi asked a six-year-old boy what his favorite Bible story was.

“I guess the one about Noah and the ark, where they floated around on the water for forty days and forty nights,” replied the boy.

“That was a good story,” said the rabbi, “and, with all that water, I bet they had a good time fishing, don’t you think?”

The boy thought for a moment, then replied, “I don’t think so…they only had two worms.”

From Alan King’s Great Jewish Joke Book, by Alan King