Moshe worked in an upmarket men’s clothing shop in Chicago. One day, his boss Avrahom returned from lunch and noticed Moshe’s hand was bandaged. Before he could ask what happened, Moshe told him that he had some good news to report: “I finally sold that ridiculous suit we’ve had in stock for such a long time.”

“Do you mean that repulsive bright orange-and-blue double-breasted thing?” said Avrahom.

“That’s the one!” said Moshe.

“Mazeltov!” Avraham shouted. “I really thought we’d never get rid of it — it had to be the ugliest suit we’ve ever had. But tell me, Moshe, why is your hand bandaged?”

“Simple,”Moshe replied, “as soon as I sold the suit to the gentleman his guide dog bit me.”

From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff