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Gary stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. He looked up, looked down, measured the distance, figured the wind direction and speed. Then he started over again. All this was driving his partner Benny nuts. Finally Benny said, “Oy vey! What’s taking you so long? Hit the blasted ball will you already!” 

Gary replied, “But Benny, my wife Suzie is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.” 

“Forget it, Gary, you’ll never hit her from here!”

From Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes, by David Minkoff