Benny has been suffering with his hearing for many years and at last decides to see a doctor. After examining Benny, the doctor tells him, “I’m surprised to see you’ve put up with this problem for so long. All you need is a hearing aid.”
Within days, Benny is fitted with a state-of-the-art hearing aid and is tasked to return in four weeks time for a check-up.
Benny returns to the doctor a month later and after another examination, the doctor says, “Your hearing is perfect, almost one hundred per cent. Your family must be really leased that you can hear again.”
Benny replies, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. As a result, I’ve changed my will three times already.”
From Oy Vey: More! The Ultimate Book Of Jewish Jokes Part 2, by David Minkoff
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